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LocoSoccer is a humorous, physics-based soccer game available on PC, Mac, and Linux. Compete in local multi-player mode with up to 2 players, or play single-player, with the option to enable split-screen. Your main skill: using the SHIFT key to spin your characters for amazing goals, saves, and movements. The goal: win all cups with your team's goals, while enjoying the original techno music by Daniel Vásquez.

  • PC
  • Windows
  • Linux

Reviews

61%
Audience ScoreBased on 83 reviews
music2 positive mentions
stability5 negative mentions
  • The game is hilariously fun and provides a good laugh with its silly physics and unexpected moments.
  • It's incredibly cheap, making it a decent value for a light-hearted time killer.
  • The graphics and soundtrack are enjoyable, adding to the overall charm of the game.
  • The controls are frustrating and not intuitive, making gameplay difficult and often random.
  • The game is filled with bugs and lacks polish, leading to a less enjoyable experience.
  • The tutorial is overly complicated compared to the actual gameplay, which can be confusing for new players.
  • music10 mentions

    The music in the game is generally praised for its quality and ability to create a relaxing atmosphere, with some users highlighting the soundtrack as a standout feature. However, there is disappointment regarding the lack of a soundtrack release, and some feel that the upbeat music contrasts with the slow gameplay. Overall, while the music is well-received, it is overshadowed by gameplay issues.

    • “I relaxed for 5 minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.”
    • “Unfortunately, the developer couldn't offer me a soundtrack or a CD with the music theme, which was a massive shame as the three-second loop was absolutely fire!”
    • “If only the game was as upbeat as the soundtrack.”
    • “Unfortunately, the developer couldn't offer me a soundtrack or a CD with the music theme, which was a massive shame as the three-second loop was absolutely fire!”
    • “The music is on the same level as moombahton.”
    • “If only the game was as upbeat as the soundtrack.”
  • humor10 mentions

    The humor in this game is a standout feature, with players finding the absurdity of the controls, AI, and bugs to be a source of endless laughter. Despite its unpolished nature, it offers a hilariously entertaining experience, particularly in local multiplayer settings, making it a great choice for casual play or sharing laughs with friends. Overall, it’s described as a fun, derpy game that delivers comedic moments, especially for soccer enthusiasts.

    • “The controls aren't great, the AI is ridiculous, it has many bugs, and you'll spend most of your time just laughing at the hilarity that ensues.”
    • “This game is absolutely hilarious if you like soccer and want to have a good laugh and score some insanely stupid goals. 10/10.”
    • “Despite the few flaws and an 'unpolished' feel that some more serious gamers might avoid, this is hilarious fun, especially if you take the time to set up keyboard/joypad or joypad/joypad local play.”
  • gameplay10 mentions

    The gameplay has received mixed reviews, with many users criticizing it for being slow and having poor controls, leading to a frustrating experience. While some players enjoyed aspects like card collecting and customization, they noted significant issues such as buggy mechanics and unresponsive NPC behavior, which detracted from the overall enjoyment. Despite some potential, the gameplay is generally seen as lacking and in need of improvement.

    • “The graphics were impressive, the gameplay was outstanding, and the card collecting was fun; it was like going to your nearest store and buying the pack, hoping you earn that one card you need.”
    • “+ outstanding graphics and gameplay”
    • “Where that is a 1-minute game, locosoccer ups the ante with a full 5 minutes of gameplay per match with a team of 5.”
    • “Catastrophic controls and gameplay.”
    • “The customization options are impressive but the gameplay itself is really lacking.”
    • “Graphics and soundtrack are good but come on, the gameplay sucks and feels really slow.”
  • graphics9 mentions

    Overall, the graphics received positive feedback, with many users praising their cuteness and impressive quality. However, some reviews noted that while the graphics and soundtrack were good, they felt the gameplay was lacking and slow.

    • “The graphics were impressive, the gameplay was outstanding, and the card collecting was fun; it was like going to your nearest store and buying the pack hoping you earn that one card you need.”
    • “+ outstanding graphics and gameplay.”
    • “Incredibly cute graphics!”
  • stability5 mentions

    The game's stability is heavily criticized, with users reporting numerous bugs that hinder gameplay, such as characters getting stuck and unresponsive controls. Many players feel that the NPC behavior is erratic and contributes to a frustrating experience, suggesting that significant improvements are needed for the game to be enjoyable. Overall, the consensus is that the game lacks a solid foundation due to its instability.

    • “It's so buggy; I don't know why everyone just stacks at a ball and you can't even move.”
    • “The NPCs are very fishy; they seem to always want the ball out of bounds when it's on their side. The controls are okay, but the gameplay is not very good. I bought this game when it came out, and it's pretty buggy. The ball gets stuck between our feet like we are robots rolling around as wheels for a soccer ball, which is silly. You need to fix it, and more people will like this game. (P.S. This game is like the impossible game to win.)”
    • “Normally, I'd say that if they fix the glitches, the game would be a lot better, but I just don't think there's a foundation here for a great game.”
  • story3 mentions

    The game's story conveys a powerful message about perseverance and the unpredictability of life, emphasizing that giving up can prevent personal growth. However, some players feel the lack of a substantial narrative detracts from the experience, especially given the limited multiplayer options.

    • “The moral of the story is that you never know what life has in store for you. If I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
    • “The game has no story, which makes it disappointing, especially since you can't play with your friends online; it's limited to just two players on the same computer.”
    • “The moral of the story is unclear and feels forced; it doesn't resonate with the gameplay experience.”
    • “The lack of a compelling narrative detracts from the overall experience, leaving players feeling unengaged.”
  • atmosphere1 mentions

    The atmosphere of the game is appreciated by some players, who find it engaging, but this positive sentiment is overshadowed by overall dissatisfaction with the game's value.

    • “I really liked its atmosphere, but overall it's a waste of time.”
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