Late Stage Cap-italism

You are the owner of a successful hat store. But your stock is somewhat... limited. It's one. Your store only has one hat for sale. In order to rake in the Big Bucks, the hat must be... repossessed after each sale. Obviously, the customers won't be too happy if they find out. Sneak into their houses at night to ensure you maintain consistent profits. Make sure to avoid getting seen by security cam…