Lackey

Guard your boss's lair- I mean, uh, base- from "heroes" in this satirical FPS. Dear Chumps, I got a business meeting I gotta travel for so you're all gonna have to hold the fort for me. Remember, if any goody-two-shoes show up to mess with our operation you just gotta use the mouse to shoot em. Maybe even use WASD or the arrow keys to move around if you gotta, or space bar to jump. If some of ya…