Joseph Earnwile and the Wrath of the Plant People

Welcome to the world of Joseph Earnwile. From here on a lot of stuff will be on the 18+ side of things. Proceed at your own risk. The plot: You are Joseph Earnwile, and if anyone was to ask you, you'd tell them you are one of the best adventurers and researchers in the world. Still, not a single one of your attempted papers have yet been published anywhere. After leaving England behind, y…