How to Train Your Cock

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How to Train Your Cock is a multiplayer casual simulation game with a comedy theme. It was developed by Little Horror Studios and was released on October 27, 2025. It received very positive reviews from players.

How to Train Your Cock is a relaxing idle game where you raise a tiny chick into a muscular cock by upgrading and evolving him. Customize his training area with hats, decorations, and colors, and try your luck at a punching arcade machine. Compete with friends, visit their islands, and share pictures of your trained cock.

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Audience ScoreBased on 353 reviews

humor24 positive mentions

graphics3 negative mentions

The game is a hilarious and entertaining idle experience that provides a unique and humorous twist on traditional gameplay.
It allows for easy multitasking, making it a fun background game while engaging in other activities.
Players enjoy the sense of progression and customization, with many finding joy in comparing their 'cocks' with friends.

The gameplay can become repetitive and lacks depth, leading to a decline in engagement over time.
Progression slows significantly after initial gains, making it feel tedious and less rewarding.
Technical issues, such as save file loss and performance problems, have been reported, detracting from the overall experience.

humor
24 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The humor in this game is characterized by its irreverent and often bawdy jokes, featuring playful puns and double entendres that provide a lighthearted experience. Players appreciate its self-aware parody of the idle genre, complemented by a bright art style and engaging sound design, although some may find the humor juvenile or repetitive. Overall, it serves as a funny and entertaining background game, perfect for casual play while multitasking.
- “It's cute and a hilarious innuendo, although my Steam friend saw me playing it and sent me a message that he was concerned (because I'm a Christian so I shouldn't be lascivious) but his concern was allayed once he understood this is referring to a chicken.”
- “At first glance, it may seem like nothing more than a bawdy joke, but behind the double entendre is a legitimately well-crafted idle simulator that leans into its humor without forgetting to provide a relaxing and oddly satisfying gameplay loop.”
- “The art style is bright, simple, and cartoonish, perfectly complementing the irreverent humor that defines the experience.”
gameplay
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The gameplay is characterized as basic yet engaging, offering a humorous take on the idle simulator genre. While some players find it slow and lacking depth, others appreciate its accessible mechanics and satisfying progression system. Overall, it presents a mix of mild amusement and potential for improvement with future updates.
- “At first glance, it may seem like nothing more than a bawdy joke, but behind the double entendre is a legitimately well-crafted idle simulator that leans into its humor without forgetting to provide a relaxing and oddly satisfying gameplay loop.”
- “The gameplay structure follows the familiar rhythm of idle progression titles: your 'cock' grows stronger and more elaborate over time, with upgrades purchased through in-game earnings.”
- “What makes it stand out is the balance between accessibility and presentation; everything is clearly laid out and easy to manage, ensuring players of any experience level can enjoy the game’s charm without needing to understand complex mechanics.”
- “Meh, it's a mildly amusing joke but the gameplay is just incredibly slow and boring, even for an idle game.”
- “It's a very short and mechanically shallow game.”
- “The mechanics are pretty basic, but the gameplay is far from flaccid.”
graphics
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's graphics feature a bright, simple, and cartoonish art style that aligns well with its irreverent humor, creating a cute and engaging aesthetic. However, some users feel that the visuals could benefit from additional depth.
- “The art style is very cute, though I just wish it had a little bit more depth.”
- “Aesthetically, the game commits fully to its own ridiculousness.”
- “The art style is bright, simple, and cartoonish, perfectly complementing the irreverent humor that defines the experience.”
optimization
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Overall, the game's optimization is generally well-received, with smooth performance on low-end systems and consistent entertainment value. However, some users have reported minor issues, such as slight lag on mouse cursors in multi-monitor setups.
- “It doesn’t demand constant attention, runs smoothly even on low-end systems, and delivers consistent entertainment for the time invested.”
- “I did notice a slight lag on my mouse cursor when running on a multiple monitor setup, but minor performance issues can happen to the best of us.”
grinding
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Players find that grinding in the game can become tedious after a few hours, leading to a sense of fatigue. Despite the repetitive nature of the grinding, some players still express satisfaction in achieving significant milestones.
- “By the five hour mark, the experience becomes tedious.”
story
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The story aspect is noted to be very brief, with users indicating that it concludes abruptly.
emotional
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The review does not provide relevant insights into the emotional aspect of the game, focusing instead on a personal and unrelated experience. Therefore, it does not contribute to a meaningful summary regarding the game's emotional impact.