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How to Train Your Cock

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89%Game Brain Score
Most mentioned positive aspects:humor, optimization
Most mentioned negative aspects:gameplay, graphics
89% User Score Based on 679 reviews

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About How to Train Your Cock

How to Train Your Cock is a single player and multiplayer casual management game with a comedy theme. It was developed by Little Horror Studios and was released on October 27, 2025. It received positive reviews from players.

A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!

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89%Audience ScoreBased on 679 reviews
humor49 positive mentions
graphics3 negative mentions
  • Humorous and entertaining concept that makes it fun to play with friends and start conversations.
  • Simple and easy idle gameplay that can run in the background while doing other tasks.
  • Customization options including hats, colors, pets, and island decorations add some personality and charm.
  • Progression is very slow and grind-heavy, with little meaningful interaction or challenge.
  • Lacks depth and long-term variety, with repetitive gameplay and minimal mechanics beyond basic upgrading.
  • Persistent unremovable advertisements for other games and occasional bugs affecting UI and save functionality.

  • humor

    49 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    100% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 0% negative mentions

    The humor in this game is largely centered on its provocative and pun-filled title, delivering a mix of crude, self-aware, and juvenile jokes that many find amusing, especially in social or casual settings. While some players appreciate its cleverness and playful innuendoes, others find the humor one-note or overshadowed by repetitive gameplay. Overall, its tongue-in-cheek humor and lighthearted presentation make it a fun, easygoing experience, particularly as a background or conversation-starting game.

    • “At first glance, it may seem like nothing more than a bawdy joke, but behind the double entendre is a legitimately well-crafted idle simulator that leans into its humor without forgetting to provide a relaxing and oddly satisfying gameplay loop.”
    • “The art style is bright, simple, and cartoonish, perfectly complementing the irreverent humor that defines the experience.”
    • “It’s an audiovisual experience designed to keep you smiling, especially when the game’s tongue-in-cheek humor borders on self-aware parody of the entire idle genre.”

  • gameplay

    27 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    11% positive mentions, 78% neutral mentions, 11% negative mentions

    The gameplay is very basic and minimalist, typical of idle games, with limited mechanics and slow progression that may feel repetitive or unengaging. While some players appreciate its casual, accessible, and humorous approach, others find it lacking depth, decision-making, and meaningful interaction beyond waiting and simple upgrades. Overall, it offers a light, straightforward experience best suited for casual play or as a humorous diversion.

    • “From the gameplay to the lore, this game is for casual and hardcore gamers alike.”
    • “At first glance, it may seem like nothing more than a bawdy joke, but behind the double entendre is a legitimately well-crafted idle simulator that leans into its humor without forgetting to provide a relaxing and oddly satisfying gameplay loop.”
    • “The gameplay structure follows the familiar rhythm of idle progression titles: your character grows stronger and more elaborate over time, with upgrades purchased through in-game earnings.”
    • “There are no mechanics beyond the absolute minimum for an idle game.”
    • “Numbers go up over time, but this just feels too slow and gated with basically no other mechanics to add more spice to the game.”
    • “Meh, it's a mildly amusing joke but the gameplay is just incredibly slow and boring, even for an idle game.”

  • graphics

    6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    33% positive mentions, 17% neutral mentions, 50% negative mentions

    The game's graphics are praised for their bright, simple, and cartoonish art style that perfectly matches its irreverent humor. While visually appealing and complemented by a solid UI design, some users feel the graphics could benefit from a bit more depth. Overall, the aesthetic effectively enhances the fun and engaging gameplay experience.

    • “Great graphics, solid UI design, and fun incremental upgrades that keep the numbers increasing and the dopamine flowing!”
    • “Aesthetically, the game commits fully to its own ridiculousness.”
    • “Life is the same loop, just with worse graphics and no hats.”
    • “The artstyle is very cute though; I just wish it had a little bit more depth.”
    • “The art style is bright, simple, and cartoonish, perfectly complementing the irreverent humor that defines the experience.”

  • story

    6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    50% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 50% negative mentions

    The story is described as engaging and heartwarming, featuring lovable characters and humor that appeals to all ages. While some find it inspiring and emotionally resonant, others note a lack of a deep narrative behind the journey. Overall, it offers a mix of fun, challenge, and a motivational message.

    • “With stunning animation, lovable characters, and a story full of humor and heart, "How to Train Your ♥♥♥♥" is a must-see for fans of all ages.”
    • “Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
    • “A hard and rough journey, nothing but a fun and tough story; my ♥♥♥♥ will get bigger and thicker as time goes.”
    • “- No real story behind your character’s journey.”
    • “End of story.”
    • “”

  • grinding

    5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    0% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 100% negative mentions

    Users find the grinding in this game to be lengthy and tedious, turning an initially fun experience into a basic hour-long farming routine. However, the unique theme, cosmetics, and community effort to grow characters add some enjoyment despite the repetitive nature.

    • “I would like to recommend this game, but what I initially thought was a short, funny, 'haha look at what game I'm playing' game turned into a long and tedious grind.”
    • “Basic hour farming game but it adds a fun twist with the name of the game and the cosmetics.”
    • “By the five hour mark the experience becomes tedious.”

  • monetization

    3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    0% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 100% negative mentions

    The monetization includes persistent, non-removable advertisements promoting the developer's upcoming game, which users find intrusive and annoying.

    • “Plus, there is an annoying advertisement for their future game on top that will not go away.”
    • “No way to remove the advertisement banner for the other game they own.”
    • “Advertisement for their next game can't be removed.”

  • optimization

    3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    67% positive mentions, 33% neutral mentions, 0% negative mentions

    The game is well-optimized, running smoothly even on low-end systems and requiring minimal maintenance. Minor issues like slight mouse lag on multi-monitor setups were noted but do not significantly impact overall performance.

    • “It doesn’t demand constant attention, runs smoothly even on low-end systems, and delivers consistent entertainment for the time invested.”
    • “I did notice a slight lag on my mouse cursor when running on a multiple monitor setup, but minor performance issues can happen to the best of us.”

  • emotional

    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    100% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 0% negative mentions

    The game is praised for its exhilarating and heartwarming emotional experience, capturing a thrilling journey of growth and discovery through the protagonist's unique adventure. Players find the story touching and emotionally engaging.

    • “How to Train Your Dragon is an exhilarating and heartwarming animated game that takes us on a thrilling journey with Hiccup, a young Viking who defies tradition and discovers the wonders of dragon training.”

  • music

    1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    0% positive mentions, 100% neutral mentions, 0% negative mentions

    The music is highly praised for its calming and reassuring qualities, helping players feel relaxed and comforted during gameplay.

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Play Times

24h Median play time
20h Average play time
16-30h Spent by most gamers
*Based on 4 analyzed playthroughs
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How to Train Your Cock is a casual management game with comedy theme. Common tags for How to Train Your Cock include indie, trading, life sim, cozy, relaxing and others.

How to Train Your Cock is available on PC and Windows.

On average players spend around 20 hours playing How to Train Your Cock.

How to Train Your Cock was released on October 27, 2025.

How to Train Your Cock was developed by Little Horror Studios.

How to Train Your Cock has received positive reviews from players. Most players liked How to Train Your Cock for its humor but disliked it for its gameplay.

How to Train Your Cock is a single player game with multiplayer and local co-op support.

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