How to scale up a startup webserver: I've tried sudo already!

Turn Based Crazyness at a large SCALE Welcome to How to scale up a startup webserver: I've tried sudo already! You are invite by WHAM!azon CEO, the wise, majestic, handsome, and one-and-only Jimothy Warren to develop and and maintain the webapp that is essential to the operation of WHAM!azon. How to play For each wave, you are given some amount of clients that the web app needs to satisf…