Honey did you Defrost the Chicken?

YOU FORGOT TO DEFROST THE CHICKEN.  Mom was very clear: defrost the chicken before she gets home for dinner. Unfortunately you've lost track of time and now she's going to be home in -- oh dear, two minutes!  The oven appears to be broken (you only know how to use it in theory anyway.) If you want to avoid getting grounded, you'll have to improvise.  Run around the house, combine items, and defro…