Goat Simulator 3
- February 15, 2024
- Coffee Stain North
- 25h median play time
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Reviews
- Goat Simulator 3 offers a massive, chaotic sandbox experience filled with humor and absurdity, making it incredibly fun to play alone or with friends.
- The game features a gigantic map with numerous quests, collectibles, and hilarious references, providing endless entertainment and exploration opportunities.
- The local co-op mode allows for shared laughter and chaos, reminiscent of classic couch gaming experiences, making it accessible for players of all ages.
- Some players have reported bugs and glitches that can disrupt gameplay, including issues with multiplayer connectivity and mission completion.
- The game may feel repetitive after extended play, as some quests lack depth and the humor can become predictable.
- While the game is generally well-received, some fans of the original feel it doesn't capture the same charm and spontaneity as the first installment.
- humor173 mentions
- 98 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 2 % negative mentions
The humor in Goat Simulator 3 is widely praised for its chaotic and absurd nature, providing players with non-stop laughter through silly antics, unexpected glitches, and clever references. Many reviews highlight the game's multiplayer aspect as particularly entertaining, enhancing the comedic experience when playing with friends. While some players feel the humor can become repetitive over time, the overall consensus is that the game delivers a uniquely funny and enjoyable experience.
“Goat Simulator 3 is an ultra fun game to play with your mates; everyone gets to do silly stuff, and I can guarantee you'll be laughing a lot!”
“The jokes and references are hilarious, and I find myself accidentally spending hours on end playing this game!”
“From the hilarious antics of our favorite goat to the absurdity of the world around us, this game delivers non-stop fun and laughter.”
“It's not funny enough.”
“The jokes are clinically dated and unfunny.”
“I kind of just gulped and expected the most obnoxious, unfunny experience of my life.”
- story62 mentions
- 19 % positive mentions
- 76 % neutral mentions
- 5 % negative mentions
The game's story is characterized by a lighthearted and humorous narrative, filled with quirky quests and references that keep players engaged. While the main storyline is not particularly deep or complex, it offers a fun sandbox experience with plenty of side missions and activities to explore. Players appreciate the casual nature of the quests, though some express frustration with glitches and mission completion issues.
“The references and jokes are coming at you constantly, and it's so much fun just to discover what silly thing the next quest or area has in store!”
“With so many activities, missions, and hidden secrets, there's always something new to discover and enjoy, making it easy to return to the game again and again.”
“Hilarious fun, lots to do and find even if the main plot (if you can even really call it that) isn’t that long or complex.”
“The missions have no challenge and the humor has no edge to it.”
“It's fun for the first 30 minutes, then it gets boring. The quests are either too hard, too easy, or not rewarding enough; even multiplayer can't help. The game is easy and there are no challenges from NPCs other than boring quests.”
“The final mission is timed and incredibly frustrating.”
- gameplay52 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 69 % neutral mentions
- 6 % negative mentions
The gameplay of Goat Simulator 3 is characterized by its absurd and humorous mechanics, offering a chaotic sandbox experience filled with quirky surprises and fun challenges. While some players note that the gameplay can feel shallow or interrupted at times, the overall consensus is that the game is entertaining, with improved physics and a variety of engaging activities that enhance the enjoyment. Despite some bugs, the unique charm and goofy nature of the gameplay make it a delightful experience for fans of the genre.
“Goat Simulator 3 delights with its signature blend of absurdity and humor from rampaging through new environments as a goat to discovering quirky surprises. It's a wild ride of chaotic fun; while not for those seeking traditional gameplay, its unique charm makes it a must-buy during the summer sale.”
“The gameplay is pretty solid for what you're doing, and there's a lot of various small fun surprises and interactions.”
“Goat Simulator 3 takes the fun and hilarious gameplay of the first game and expands on it in all the best ways!”
“I should have researched the gameplay before I purchased.”
“The gameplay is pretty shallow.”
“With the combination of the first game and the DLCs and the extra content, this game feels a little different but not really; the gameplay is still the same and the events and little side quests don't change the gameplay.”
- graphics34 mentions
- 35 % positive mentions
- 56 % neutral mentions
- 9 % negative mentions
Overall, the graphics of the game receive positive feedback, with many users praising the beautiful visuals, especially on max settings, and the ability to adjust graphics for lower-end computers. While some reviews mention that the graphics are decent and reminiscent of the original game, the majority highlight the improvements and charm of the revamped visuals. The combination of good graphics, fun gameplay, and multiplayer features contributes to an enjoyable gaming experience.
“The graphics are extremely pretty on max settings and don't fry your PC.”
“This game is amazing and the graphics are awesome; keep up the good work!”
“Open world, playing with friends, awesome graphics, what more could you ask for.”
“The graphics are decent, and it feels like the original game.”
“Graphically, the game isn’t anything to write home about.”
“Graphics get a little slow on my trashy computer but great fun and I'm addicted.”
- stability17 mentions
- 18 % positive mentions
- -12 % neutral mentions
- 94 % negative mentions
The game's stability is a mixed bag, with many players noting a range of bugs and glitches that can detract from the experience, particularly in multiplayer modes. While some glitches are amusing and part of the game's charm, others can be frustrating, leading to occasional freezes and performance dips. Overall, the game is seen as less buggy than its predecessor, but players should be prepared for some instability.
“The game runs smoothly without any crashes or glitches, making for a seamless experience.”
“I appreciate how stable the gameplay is; I can focus on enjoying the content without interruptions.”
“The performance is consistently reliable, allowing me to dive into the game without worrying about technical issues.”
“The bugs and glitches, which might have been funny at first, eventually become frustrating.”
“Very buggy and sometimes doesn't even want to start.”
“It's pointless, buggy, will never be fully QA tested/fixed and you run around acting totally clueless and reckless.”
- music15 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- 47 % neutral mentions
- 20 % negative mentions
Overall, the music in the game has received mixed reviews. While some players appreciate the new tracks and find them fitting, many express nostalgia for the original soundtrack, citing its distinct identity and catchiness. Additionally, there are complaints about the repetitiveness of the new music, which detracts from the overall experience.
“I love this music; I can't just stop playing!”
“It has good music that fits with the game.”
“It's a nice ambience, and the soundtrack isn't as catchy as in the old games, but it's nice.”
“The music also falls short, at least in my opinion.”
“The old soundtrack had a very defined 'identity' that the new game's tracks simply don't have.”
“My only dislike is the repetitive music.”
- grinding9 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 67 % neutral mentions
- 33 % negative mentions
Players note that while some achievements and tasks can be grindy, this aspect only minimally impacts overall enjoyment. However, the grinding required in certain areas is significant enough that some feel it demands an excessive time commitment. Additionally, grinding is a core mechanic in specific gameplay elements, such as rail grinding.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“Some achievements or tasks in the game are a bit grindy, but it's a tiny percentage that didn't reduce the fun I had!”
“This game has rail grinding as a main mechanic.”
- replayability7 mentions
- 43 % positive mentions
- 14 % neutral mentions
- 43 % negative mentions
The game's replayability is generally praised, particularly due to the addition of new features, side quests, and multiplayer options, which enhance the overall experience. However, some users feel that the original lacked depth and customization, making it less appealing for those seeking extensive replay value. Additionally, the cost of DLC for minimal content has been criticized as excessive.
“The replayability is incredible.”
“With the new features and side quests, the game is really replayable, and now with the addition of multiplayer, it makes this game even more replayable.”
“With the new features and side quests, the game is really replayable, and now with the addition of multiplayer, it makes this game even more replayable.”
“If you’re looking for a game with more depth and replayability, this one might not be for you.”
“There was no customization in the original; you just went around unlocking more playables.”
“The eleven-pound DLC I've seen is obnoxiously expensive since it only realistically includes one more playable model (Pilgor).”
- atmosphere2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The atmosphere is characterized by a charmingly chaotic visual style and complementary sound design that enhances the zany experience. Reviewers note that it surpasses the original in its unique vibe, making it highly engaging and addictive.
“The visual style is charmingly chaotic, and the sound design complements the zany atmosphere perfectly.”
“The puzzles are well thought-out, and the atmosphere is even more 'Goat Simulator' than the original. I simply haven't been able to play anything else since I installed it.”
- emotional1 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The emotional aspect of the game is characterized by a lighthearted and wholesome experience, providing players with a sense of joy and fun.
- monetization1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The monetization strategy is characterized by genuine advertising practices, suggesting a focus on transparency and authenticity in how the game generates revenue.
- optimization1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game is highly praised for its optimization, with users describing it as "super optimized," indicating smooth performance and efficient resource management.
“Super optimized.”
“The game's performance is incredibly smooth, showcasing excellent optimization.”
“I appreciate how well the game runs on lower-end hardware, thanks to its thoughtful optimization.”
