Goat Simulator 3
- February 15, 2024
- Coffee Stain North
- 25h median play time
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Reviews
- humor353 mentions
- 98 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 2 % negative mentions
The humor in "Goat Simulator 3" is widely praised, with players consistently finding it hilarious and filled with absurdity, making it a great choice for both solo and multiplayer experiences. Many reviews highlight the game's chaotic antics, funny bugs, and clever references, ensuring a steady stream of laughter throughout gameplay. While some note that the humor can feel forced or repetitive over time, the overall consensus is that the game delivers a uniquely entertaining and comedic experience.
“Goat Simulator 3 is a hilarious romp, filled with joyous, sandbox-style gameplay.”
“From the hilarious antics of our favorite goat to the absurdity of the world around us, this game delivers non-stop fun and laughter.”
“The jokes and references are hilarious, and I find myself accidentally spending hours on end playing this game!”
“Just the jokes are clinically dated and unfunny.”
“Remember Skyrim? I kind of just gulped and expected the most obnoxious unfunny experience of my life.”
“I don't know how they let the poor voice acting slide on such a monumental game.”
- story130 mentions
- 20 % positive mentions
- 75 % neutral mentions
- 5 % negative mentions
The game's story is characterized by a lighthearted and humorous narrative, filled with quirky quests and endless references that keep players engaged. While the main storyline is not particularly deep or complex, the abundance of side missions and sandbox elements allows for a fun and casual experience, making it easy to lose track of time. Players appreciate the variety of missions, though some express frustration with glitches that can hinder progress.
“The references and jokes are coming at you constantly and it's so much fun just to discover what silly thing the next quest or area has in store!”
“With so many activities, missions, and hidden secrets, there's always something new to discover and enjoy, making it easy to return to the game again and again.”
“The quests give it just enough direction to keep you moving forward while still letting you explore at your own pace.”
“The missions have no challenge and the humor has no edge to it.”
“Its fun for the first 30 minutes then it gets boring; the quests are either too hard, too easy, or not rewarding enough. Even multiplayer can't help; the game is easy and has no challenges from NPCs other than boring quests.”
“One moment you think 'ha ha yes let me buy this silly goat game as a joke,' and the next you're cutting off everyone you love for said 'silly goat game,' and suddenly it's been a week, you're 18 hours in, you've finished the main story, and any chance you once had at a promising future is far out of reach.”
- gameplay105 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 72 % neutral mentions
- 3 % negative mentions
The gameplay of Goat Simulator 3 is characterized by its absurd and humorous mechanics, offering a chaotic sandbox experience filled with quirky surprises and fun challenges. While some players note that the gameplay can feel shallow or interrupted at times, the overall consensus is that the game is entertaining and engaging, especially for those who appreciate its goofy charm and unique mechanics like rail grinding and grappling. Despite some bugs, players find the gameplay enjoyable and a worthy continuation of the series.
“Goat Simulator 3 delights with its signature blend of absurdity and humor from rampaging through new environments as a goat to discovering quirky surprises. It's a wild ride of chaotic fun; while not for those seeking traditional gameplay, its unique charm makes it a must-buy during the summer sale.”
“This game, even though I only played for like an hour, got me hooked for more goat carnage. I love the sandbox and art style; amazing fun and laughable gameplay. My lungs hurt after laughing so much, thanks for this amazing fun game!”
“Goat Simulator 3 is a hilarious romp, filled with joyous, sandbox-style gameplay.”
“I should have researched the gameplay before I purchased.”
“The gameplay is pretty shallow.”
“This game doesn't feel like it has the same level of emergent gameplay as the first one, but it makes up for that by just being a giant theme park that is just charming as heck.”
- graphics71 mentions
- 35 % positive mentions
- 61 % neutral mentions
- 4 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game have received largely positive feedback, with many players praising the vibrant visuals and improvements over the original. While some users noted that the graphics can slow down on lower-end computers, the option to adjust settings helps maintain performance. Overall, the game is considered visually appealing, with a mix of charm from its glitches and enhanced graphics that elevate the gameplay experience.
“The graphics are extremely pretty on max settings and doesn't fry your PC.”
“The graphics are amazing, the game has been revamped in so many amazing ways that you're going to want to play this a lot.”
“Graphical improvements abound, you can feel how the chaotic mayhem has ascended to another level.”
“Graphically, the game isn’t anything to write home about.”
“- bad graphics.”
“Graphically, well above the original game but is still full of some bugs and glitches much like the first game, but nothing game breaking.”
- stability35 mentions
- 6 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 94 % negative mentions
The game's stability is characterized by a mix of amusing and frustrating bugs, with many players noting that while it retains its intentionally chaotic physics, it is less buggy than previous iterations. Occasional framerate dips and glitches can disrupt gameplay, but relaunching often resolves these issues. Overall, the game is seen as fun and engaging despite its imperfections, making it a worthwhile experience, especially on sale.
“Runs great, lots of goodies to get, tons of stuff to do.”
“The bugs and glitches, which might have been funny at first, eventually become frustrating.”
“Very buggy and sometimes doesn't even want to start.”
“It's pointless, buggy, will never be fully QA tested/fixed and you run around acting totally clueless and reckless.”
- music31 mentions
- 35 % positive mentions
- 45 % neutral mentions
- 19 % negative mentions
The music in Goat Simulator 3 has received mixed reviews, with many players expressing nostalgia for the original soundtrack, which they felt had a stronger identity. While some appreciate the new tracks as fitting and ambient, others criticize them for being repetitive and less catchy than before. Overall, the consensus suggests that while the music is enjoyable, it lacks the memorable quality of its predecessor.
“I love this music; I can't just stop playing!”
“It has good music that fits with the game.”
“It's a nice ambience, and the soundtrack isn't as catchy as in the old games, but it's nice.”
“The music also falls short, at least in my opinion.”
“The old soundtrack had a very defined 'identity' that the new game's tracks simply don't have.”
“My only dislike is the repetitive music.”
- grinding18 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 67 % neutral mentions
- 33 % negative mentions
Players note that while some tasks and achievements can be grindy, this aspect only slightly detracts from the overall enjoyment of the game. The grinding is often described as extensive, with some humorously suggesting that players might need "a second life" to complete it. However, the variety of gameplay elements helps to balance the grind, keeping the experience engaging.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“Some achievements or tasks in the game are a bit grindy, but it's a tiny percentage that didn't reduce the fun I had!”
“This game has rail grinding as a main mechanic.”
- replayability14 mentions
- 14 % positive mentions
- 64 % neutral mentions
- 21 % negative mentions
The game's replayability is generally praised, particularly due to the addition of new features, side quests, and multiplayer options, which enhance the overall experience. However, some users feel that the original lacked depth and customization, and criticize the high cost of DLC for minimal content. Overall, while the game offers significant replay value, it may not satisfy those seeking a deeper experience.
“The replayability is incredible.”
“With the new features and side quests, the game is really replayable, and now with the addition of multiplayer, it makes this game even more replayable.”
“If you’re looking for a game with more depth and replayability, this one might not be for you.”
“There was no customization in the original; you just went around unlocking more playables.”
“The eleven-pound DLC I've seen is obnoxiously expensive since it only realistically includes one more playable model (Pilgor).”
- atmosphere4 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The atmosphere is characterized by a charmingly chaotic visual style and a zany sound design that enhances the experience, making it feel even more like a "goat simulator" than its predecessor. Players appreciate the well-thought-out puzzles that contribute to the overall engaging and immersive environment.
“The visual style is charmingly chaotic, and the sound design complements the zany atmosphere perfectly.”
“The puzzles are well thought-out, the atmosphere is even more 'Goat Simulator' than the original, and I simply haven't been able to play anything else since I installed it.”
- emotional2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The emotional aspect of the game is characterized by its lighthearted and wholesome nature, providing players with a sense of joy and amusement.
- monetization2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The monetization strategy is characterized by genuine advertising practices, suggesting a focus on transparency and authenticity in how ads are presented to users.
- optimization2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game is highly praised for its optimization, with multiple users highlighting its exceptional performance.
“Super optimized.”
“Super optimized.”
