Feeding Time at the Church of the Cosmic Void

Welcome to your first day here at the Church of the Cosmic Void! First of all, I'd like to remind you that we're definitely not a cult - furthermore, any and all use of that word will result in a week's stay in the behavioural consciousness configuration chamber. Anyhow, we've stationed you on feeding duty. Ernest, one of our prized interdimensional abominations, has quite the appetite, but the po…