Darklord Tower Inc.

Hey you! Yes ,you!  Are you a Darklord with an ambition to conquer the world? Do you know what an up-and-coming Darklord needs? That's right! A lair to ward off those pesky heroes! But what lair is perfect for a Darklord, you ask?  A dungeon? It's cold, it's dreary, and the goblins and orcs are all so unhygienic. You'd better off living in the streets. A castle? With today's economy? Dream on…