Dante

Dear Intern,Welcome to your first day in Hell. Below, you will find a mostly intact copy of your on-boarding materials as well as a company name tag and uniform. Try to keep up, and don't mind the blood.As an unpaid intern, your responsibilities will primarily include: 1. Unclogging toilets2. Repairing company equipment3. Disposing of the remains of former employees4. Fetching miscellaneous items…