Crossbar Challenge 2022

You are an upcoming teenage youtuber from a small island. Recently your FIFA pack opening videos have been stinky and most are getting demonetized. You're running low on money. You even sold your sister on the dark web for FIFA points. Your drug dealer is threatening to snitch out on your "fake pack opening reactions" if you don't pay off your debt. Your only hope is to make a classic "Crossbar Ch…