Cones in Space

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Cones in Space is a single player action adventure game. It was developed by Tiernan Brazil and was released on June 26, 2023. It received positive reviews from players.

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Audience ScoreBased on 29 reviews

gameplay3 positive mentions

story2 negative mentions

The game offers a unique and humorous experience that some players find genuinely enjoyable.
Despite its low-quality visuals, the gameplay is described as fun and engaging, with surprising depth in mechanics.
It's free to play, making it accessible for anyone looking to try something different without financial commitment.

The graphics are extremely poor, resembling MS-Paint art, which detracts significantly from the overall experience.
Many players experience severe performance issues, with low frame rates impacting gameplay.
The game has received overwhelmingly negative feedback, with a lack of serious reviews indicating a poor reception among gamers.

story
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The game's story is minimal, focusing more on humor than narrative depth, with players noting the lack of a substantial plot. However, the developer's personal anecdotes, particularly a touching interaction with a soldier, add a layer of warmth and authenticity to the game's overall experience. While the comedic elements are prominent, they may not provide the depth some players seek in a game's storyline.
- “I heard this story about the developer where he went and asked a soldier for their autograph and the soldier replied 'sure, if I can have yours first.' Truly a heartwarming story.”
- “The comedians give us the usual 'this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life' story... sarcastic, but not useful if you want to know if the game is worth it.”
- “Cones in space is an extremely funny game that is more than just a game with 2D low-quality characters with little to no story; it shows that the developer genuinely cares about this game, and as the saying goes: don't judge a book by its cover.”
graphics
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics in this game have been widely criticized for their extremely poor quality, resembling amateurish MS Paint art rather than professional 3D visuals. Reviewers feel that the lack of effort or skill in the visual design is a significant detriment, making the overall experience feel insulting to gamers.
- “In terms of visuals, this features really godawful MS Paint tier 'art' instead of real graphics.”
- “It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to create 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter.”
- “The deplorably bad visuals here come across as an insult to gamers.”
optimization
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The optimization of the game has received criticism, with users reporting significant performance issues, including extremely low frame rates (as low as 3 fps) even on capable hardware like the Intel i5-10400F and NVIDIA RTX 3080. Many players express a desire for better optimization to enhance their gaming experience.
- “But for some reason, I experienced massive performance issues with 3 FPS.”
- “I wish it was more optimized.”
- “I was having fun, but I was experiencing a surprising number of performance issues with a 10400F/3080.”
gameplay
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The gameplay is highly praised for its depth and complexity, offering a variety of engaging mechanics and activities that keep players entertained. Reviewers express strong satisfaction, suggesting it stands out significantly compared to other titles in the genre.
- “Honestly, a really solid game with really solid gameplay.”
- “This game makes Todd Howard cry every night because Starfield will never match the deep, complex gameplay found within this masterpiece. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.”
- “Very fun game with lots of things to do and many interesting mechanics. Honestly, a very good game.”
humor
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"Cones in Space" is praised for its humor, showcasing a comedic charm that transcends its simplistic 2D graphics and minimal storyline. Reviewers appreciate the developer's genuine effort, emphasizing that the game's humor is a standout feature that defies initial impressions.
- “Cones in Space is an extremely funny game that is more than just a game with 2D low-quality characters and little to no story. It shows that the developer genuinely cares about this game, and as the saying goes: don't judge a book by its cover.”
stability
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Users find the game enjoyable despite its numerous bugs, indicating that while stability issues are present, they do not significantly detract from the overall fun experience.
- “Really fun for how buggy it is.”
emotional
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The emotional aspect of the game is highlighted by a touching anecdote about the developer's interaction with a soldier, showcasing a heartwarming exchange that resonates with themes of respect and connection. This story adds a personal touch, enhancing the overall emotional depth of the game's narrative.
- “I heard this story about the developer where he went and asked a soldier for their autograph, and the soldier replied, 'Sure, if I can have yours first.' Truly a heartwarming story.”