Chair F*cking Simulator
- July 7, 2020
- SoSorrySoft
Get on Steam"Chair F\*cking Simulator" is a humorous and provocative erotic simulation game that offers a unique gaming experience. Players can explore over 100,000,000 infinitely unique chair dating experiences and engage in chair intercourse while also connecting with themselves and the world around them. The game features a deep and engaging story, with the option to read chairs' dating profiles, call them on the phone, and even open a portal to hell.
Reviews
- Hands down the best soundtrack in gaming, making it a joy to play.
- The game is hilariously absurd and provides a unique, entertaining experience that many find addictive.
- It's a surprisingly fun rhythm game that offers a comedic take on relationships with inanimate objects, making it a memorable experience.
- The game can be repetitive and lacks depth, leading to potential boredom after a while.
- Some players find the concept disturbing or uncomfortable, questioning their life choices after playing.
- Technical issues, such as crashing, can detract from the overall experience and enjoyment of the game.
- story30 mentions
- 23 % positive mentions
- 67 % neutral mentions
- 10 % negative mentions
The game's story has received mixed reviews, with some players praising it as a masterpiece of gaming and storytelling, highlighting its depth and engagement, while others criticize it as barebones or lacking substance. Many appreciate the humor and unique concepts within the narrative, but some express a desire for a more developed storyline to enhance their experience. Overall, the reception of the story varies significantly, with some considering it a highlight and others viewing it as a major flaw.
“I have never seen a game with a better story, graphics, and mechanics.”
“Best game I have ever played; simply the lore and story are so incredibly well crafted, mixed with the incredible gameplay.”
“The game's story gives passion and care, making it more than just a game but a beautiful experience.”
“The story is barebones, if there at all, but you can grasp the rough points.”
“Because the story is so weak, I'm going to have to dock some points here, and call it like it is: story is a 2/10, which is pretty generous.”
“I'm probably asking for a lot, but I think that more people would feel compelled to play the game in its entirety if there was a story to follow along the way.”
- gameplay22 mentions
- 32 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 18 % negative mentions
The gameplay is praised for its simplicity and elegance, drawing comparisons to classic NES games while also being described as a complex masterpiece that feels meaningful and engaging. Players appreciate the high-energy action, innovative mechanics, and humorous dialogue, although some find it boring and lacking depth. Overall, the game is celebrated as a true masterpiece with a captivating gameplay loop that keeps players invested.
“Amazing content, good feel, great mechanics, and fun story.”
“The gameplay is a complex masterpiece with each press of the mouse feeling exquisite and meaningful; nothing could match the complex and deep play this game encourages.”
“This masterpiece provides such elegant and engaging gameplay.”
“The gameplay is pretty damn boring, so if you get this, you might never play it again.”
“It's just gameplay.”
“The effort put into the easter eggs, the chair profiles, and even the whole jealousy mechanic is astonishing for a $3 crap shoot.”
- humor18 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is characterized by its absurdity and shock value, particularly through the comedic portrayal of unconventional scenarios like "chair dating." Many players find the dialogue and character profiles to be genuinely hilarious, contributing to a lighthearted and entertaining experience, although some critics feel the humor can be hit or miss, with a few finding it boring. Overall, the game successfully blends its quirky humor with engaging gameplay, making it a source of laughter for many players.
“The dating profiles are very funny at times and there's some interesting 'story' ideas in there too.”
“A shockingly solid rhythm game with absurd humor that genuinely makes me laugh.”
“Behind this masterpiece lies funny dialogue, fun gameplay, and some chair action.”
- music13 mentions
- 46 % positive mentions
- 31 % neutral mentions
- 23 % negative mentions
The music in the game is widely praised as one of its standout features, with many reviewers calling it the best soundtrack in gaming. Players have noted that the music is not only enjoyable but also serves as a great backdrop for various activities, even leading some to leave the game running just to listen. Overall, the soundtrack is described as excellent, memorable, and a significant reason to engage with the game.
“Hands down, the best soundtrack in gaming.”
“It's got a stellar soundtrack too!”
“Amazing soundtrack.”
“The challenge is finding the right beat and keeping it despite the music, which will throw you off most times and is probably not the right pace.”
“You can blow your load to a weird oddworld looking dude with the face of cynic snacks making passionate love to chairs and toilets to vaporwave music people try to insert in their mediocre pc-98 inspired games to try and give a retro feeling.”
“When the game launched, I heard the music through my headset like an angel whispering in my ear, kind of similar to how Karen used to whisper sweet nothings into my ear before bed... sorry, back to the review.”
- graphics12 mentions
- 42 % positive mentions
- 33 % neutral mentions
- 25 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game have received overwhelmingly positive feedback, with many users praising them as stunning, top-notch, and even astonishing. The visuals are described as immersive and creatively impressive, with each detail contributing to a rich and engaging world. Overall, the graphics are considered a standout feature, enhancing the overall gaming experience significantly.
“The graphics and sound design are top-notch, immersing the player in a world that feels both familiar and alien.”
“The graphics are stunning, with each pixel being its own miniature art piece.”
“This game is impressive when it comes to creativity, graphics, and models.”
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“The audio, the visuals, the gameplay and the characters.”
- grinding5 mentions
- 60 % positive mentions
- -40 % neutral mentions
- 80 % negative mentions
Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be somewhat tedious, especially when aiming for 100% completion or achievements. While it can become repetitive, some users appreciate the humor and low cost of the game, suggesting that the grind is manageable with a second life.
“The game can feel a bit grindy at times, but the rewards make it worth it.”
“Grinding is a key part of the experience, and it adds depth to character progression.”
“While there are moments of grinding, they are balanced by engaging gameplay and satisfying rewards.”
“The game can become a bit tedious if you're trying to earn all of the achievements, but it made my Steam wallet only 2 dollars lighter, so I don't suppose I can complain about that.”
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“A bit grindy sometimes.”
- emotional4 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Players report a strong emotional impact from the game, with some expressing feelings of being "emotionally scarred" and moved to tears by the dialogue. While it offers wholesome, family-friendly fun, the depth of the narrative leaves a lasting impression on players.
“The dialogue made me cry.”
“Not going to lie... emotionally scarred.”
“Although I'm pleased to see that someone found my first draft of this review to be wholesome, I feel that it would be wrong not to review this game once again now that I've played it in its current entirety.”
- character development1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The character development in this game is highly praised, with users noting that the characters possess distinct personalities that surpass those of most NPCs in other games.
“They have so much personality; it surpasses the character development of most NPCs in other games!”
“The depth of each character's backstory and growth throughout the game is truly impressive.”
“I love how the characters evolve based on the choices I make, making each playthrough feel unique.”
