Chair F*cking Simulator
- July 7, 2020
- SoSorrySoft
Get on Steam"Chair F\*cking Simulator" is a humorous and provocative erotic simulation game that offers a unique gaming experience. Players can explore over 100,000,000 infinitely unique chair dating experiences and engage in chair intercourse while also connecting with themselves and the world around them. The game features a deep and engaging story, with the option to read chairs' dating profiles, call them on the phone, and even open a portal to hell.
PC
Windows
Reviews
- Hands down the best soundtrack in gaming, making the experience enjoyable.
- The game is hilariously absurd and provides a unique, fun way to pass the time.
- Many players report that it has changed their lives, providing a sense of purpose and joy.
- The game can lead to feelings of shame and regret, with some players questioning their life choices.
- It is highly repetitive, which may lead to boredom after a while.
- Some players experienced technical issues, such as crashing, which hindered their enjoyment.
- story60 mentions
- 23 % positive mentions
- 72 % neutral mentions
- 5 % negative mentions
The game's story has received mixed reviews, with some players praising it as a "masterpiece" that rivals top-tier titles, while others criticize it for being "barebones" and lacking depth. Many appreciate the humor and unique concepts within the narrative, but some express a desire for a more substantial storyline to enhance their experience. Overall, the storytelling aspect seems to be a polarizing element, with strong opinions on both sides.
“I have never seen a game with a better story, graphics, and mechanics.”
“Best game I have ever played; simply the lore and story are so incredibly well crafted, mixed with the incredible gameplay of 'fucking chairs'—simply splendid.”
“The game's story gives passion and care, making it more than just a game but a beautiful experience.”
“The story is barebones, if there at all, but you can grasp the rough points.”
“Because the story is so weak, I'm going to have to dock some points here, and call it like it is: story is a 2/10, which is pretty generous.”
“I'm probably asking for a lot, but I think that more people would feel compelled to play the game in its entirety if there was a story to follow along the way.”
- gameplay44 mentions
- 32 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 18 % negative mentions
The gameplay is described as a blend of simplicity and elegance, reminiscent of classic NES games, with a strong emphasis on engaging mechanics and enjoyable content. While many praise its innovative and riveting gameplay, some find it lacking in excitement, suggesting a divide in player experience. Overall, the game is celebrated for its fun mechanics, humor, and immersive storytelling, making it a standout title in its genre.
“Amazing content, good feel, great mechanics, and fun story.”
“The gameplay is a complex masterpiece with each press of the mouse feeling exquisite and meaningful; nothing could match the complex and deep play this game encourages.”
“This masterpiece provides such elegant and engaging gameplay.”
“The gameplay is pretty damn boring, so if you get this, you might never play it again.”
“Like the NES games of old, the gameplay loop is simple.”
“It's just gameplay.”
- humor36 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is characterized by its absurdity and shock value, particularly revolving around the concept of "chair dating," which many players find both hilarious and disturbing. While some reviews highlight the game's funny dialogue and entertaining gameplay, others criticize it for being boring or not genuinely funny. Overall, the humor resonates well with many players, often leading to unexpected laughter during gameplay.
“The dating profiles are very funny at times and there's some interesting 'story' ideas in there too.”
“A shockingly solid rhythm game with absurd humor that genuinely makes me laugh.”
“Behind this masterpiece lies funny dialogue, fun gameplay, and some chair action.”
- music26 mentions
- 46 % positive mentions
- 42 % neutral mentions
- 12 % negative mentions
The music in the game is widely praised as one of its standout features, with many reviewers calling it the best soundtrack in gaming. Players have noted that the music is not only enjoyable but also serves as a great backdrop for various activities, even leading some to leave the game running just to listen. Overall, the soundtrack is described as stellar, memorable, and capable of enhancing the gaming experience significantly.
“Hands down, the best soundtrack in gaming.”
“When the game launched, I heard the music through my headset like an angel whispering in my ear.”
“One of my friends has many hours in this game just from leaving it open to listen to the music while they work; the music alone is worth the price.”
“The challenge is finding the right beat and keeping it despite the music, which will throw you off most times and is probably not the right pace.”
“You can blow your load to a weird oddworld looking dude with the face of cynic snacks making passionate love to chairs and toilets to vaporwave music people try to insert in their mediocre PC-98 inspired games to try and give a retro feeling.”
“When the game launched, I heard the music through my headset like an angel whispering in my ear, kind of similar to how Karen used to whisper sweet nothings into my ear before bed... sorry, back to the review.”
- graphics24 mentions
- 42 % positive mentions
- 46 % neutral mentions
- 13 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game have received widespread acclaim, with many reviewers praising them as "astonishing" and "top-notch," contributing to an immersive experience. The attention to detail is highlighted, with each pixel described as a miniature art piece, showcasing impressive creativity and design. Overall, the graphics are considered stellar, even earning a 7/10 rating from one reviewer.
“The graphics and sound design are top-notch, immersing the player in a world that feels both familiar and alien.”
“The graphics are stunning, with each pixel in itself being its own miniature art piece.”
“This game is impressive when it comes to creativity, graphics, and models.”
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“The audio, the visuals, the gameplay and the characters.”
- grinding10 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 20 % neutral mentions
- 80 % negative mentions
Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be somewhat tedious, especially when aiming for all achievements, which can lead to a repetitive experience. However, the low price of the game mitigates some of the frustration, making it a more palatable grind for those willing to invest the time.
“The game can become a bit tedious if you're trying to earn all of the achievements, but it made my Steam wallet only 2 dollars lighter, so I don't suppose I can complain about that.”
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“A bit grindy sometimes.”
- emotional8 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Players report a strong emotional impact from the game, with some expressing feelings of being "emotionally scarred" and moved to tears by the dialogue. Despite these intense moments, others highlight the game's wholesome and family-friendly nature, suggesting a balance between emotional depth and lighthearted fun.
“The dialog made me cry.”
“Not going to lie... emotionally scarred.”
“Wholesome family friendly fun.”
- character development2 mentions
- 150 % positive mentions
- -50 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Reviewers praise the character development for its depth and personality, noting that it surpasses that of most NPCs in other games. This strong characterization enhances player engagement and immersion in the game world.
“The characters have so much personality; it surpasses the character development of most NPCs in other games!”
“The depth and growth of each character make the story incredibly engaging.”
“I love how the characters evolve throughout the game, making every decision feel impactful.”
