Captured Canyon: An Escaped Chasm Parody

Have you ever been stuck between a rock and a hard place? Scientists have termed this as being "captured" in a "canyon." But don't worry. Canyons aren't all bad. You know about the Grand Canyon, right? It's "Grand." Less popular is the "Stupid Sucky Turd Canyon" for some reason. Captured Canyon features possibly the best girl in the entire world, who loves boys, loud music, and partying when her a…