Bum Bag Bangin'

Oi! Oi! Headin' to work, geezers be starin' green with envy over yours truly. Got me a new codpeice, a bum-bag banger. Turning heads like no other, the pack on ma fanny drawin' eyes like a well fit bird. And now I'm in trouble, head's swellin', seein' double. Let me through, let me through, I can take a compliment or two, but this is ridiculous. I got less than minutes, and every second me ballsa…