Beards & Beyond

Every night, while the rest of you sleep, bearded folks from across time and space are pulled to the end of the universe to defend existence from terrors that would make a smooth cheek blush. With only the clothes on their backs, a signature relic, and their bountiful beards, these mustachioed marvels push back against a the forces that long to be the razor blades of their ill will against the nec…