Bear Football
- July 30, 2017
- Hero Game
Get on Steam"Bear Football" is a third-person view simulation game where players control a teddy bear to score goals by pushing it into the goal. Players can utilize slide, vault, and sprint actions to maneuver the bear. The game has recently added new characters, including zombies and a teenage schoolgirl, as well as new actions like attack, left fall, and right fall . However, it is currently necessary to upload a new video for the game on YouTube as the previous one was deleted.
PC
Windows
Reviews
- The game is hilariously entertaining, especially when played with friends.
- Many players find the soundtrack and graphics to be outstanding, enhancing the overall experience.
- Some users claim it has changed their lives and provides endless fun, making it a worthwhile investment.
- The controls are reported to be broken and frustrating, leading to a poor gameplay experience.
- Several reviews describe the game as one of the worst they've ever played, citing issues with AI and character selection.
- Many players express disappointment in the game's lack of a coherent horror aspect and overall gameplay quality.
- music8 mentions
- 75 % positive mentions
- 25 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The music in the game is consistently praised, with many reviewers giving it a perfect score of 10/10 or even 11/10, highlighting its brilliance and ability to enhance the overall experience. The soundtrack is described as a standout feature, complementing the game's impressive controls, graphics, and storyline.
“The soundtrack is 11/10, slaps very hard.”
“Every single aspect of this game is brilliant: the controls, graphics, visuals, and even the genius soundtrack.”
“This game is amazing; it has a great storyline and a great soundtrack. 10/10”
- story6 mentions
- 67 % positive mentions
- 17 % neutral mentions
- 17 % negative mentions
The game's story draws parallels to the biblical tale of Cain and Abel, exploring themes of sacrifice and moral conflict, particularly through the character of Penoso the bear. Reviewers praise the narrative's development and overall quality, often highlighting it as a standout feature alongside an impressive soundtrack.
“The development of the story is incredible.”
“This game is amazing; it has a great storyline and a great soundtrack. 10/10”
“This game reminds me of the story of Cain and Abel, how one (for the betterment of man) must kill their other. Penoso the bear has stricken bear from this cruel earth.”
“This game reminds me of the story of Cain and Abel, how one (for the betterment of man) must kill the other. Penoso the bear has been stricken from this cruel earth.”
- humor4 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is polarizing; while some players find it amusingly terrible and enjoy the absurdity, others feel disappointed and believe it falls flat. Overall, the comedic elements seem to resonate more with those who appreciate its flaws rather than those seeking genuine humor.
“This game is so hilariously bad, but I love it.”
- emotional2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Users express a lack of emotional engagement with the horror aspect of the game, suggesting that it fails to evoke genuine fear or anxiety, instead leaving them indifferent or disinterested.
- gameplay2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The gameplay is highly praised as exceptional, with users highlighting it as a peak experience; however, there are strong recommendations to avoid the multiplayer mode.
“I've never played a game so good; peak gameplay! Just don't play multiplayer, maybe.”
- graphics2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are consistently praised as brilliant, contributing significantly to the overall visual experience alongside its controls and soundtrack.
“Every single aspect of this game is brilliant: the controls, graphics, visuals, and even the genius soundtrack.”
- stability2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game's stability is heavily criticized, with users reporting significant bugs that allow unintended actions, such as exiting the stadium and triggering unexpected gameplay scenarios. While some players find humor and enjoyment in these glitches, the overall experience is marred by the instability, particularly in the core football mechanics.
“Buggy piece of shit. When you press 'E' with default settings, you can get out of the stadium and then you can start an adventure to Mars. Then you have a new game. I never expected a space simulator with a bear. Best game I've ever had, nice easter egg, but normal football in this game is still horrible.”
