Attack Of The Cones

The moment Air Force engineer, and minor cycling enthusiast, Jimmy Wheeler, saw the streets of Christchurch overrun with orange invaders, he knew we needed a tour de force. People in high places messing with local infrastructure just makes him fly off the handle. Armed with nondescript overalls, an increasingly fast bike, camouflage safety vest, and a helmet granting 3 lives, our hero is geared u…