A Black Holey Christmas

This is a ridiculous Christmas-themed interactive short story I made to soothe the soul in these times of strife. All innocent fun, I swear.  Oh, but I should note that it could get gory, but that all depends on you. I mean if it gets gory, that definitely sounds like a you problem, just saying. It's all just text anyway so if it bothers you, you can stop reading or go back and make... better choi…