$#!@ & Fries

Have a true story about me: One day, I went to taco bell and asked my mom if she wanted anything. She asked me to get her some beans. I went to the drive thru and asked for "a side of beans". I got my food and went home... and my mom realized they had heard, and given me, a side of beef. A cup full of taco bell seasoned beef. I have to assume that the intercom was a little grainy, and they mishear…